Swords

When Jesus arrives with a sword will he carry a roman sword or a locally built product forged by the Canaanites?

Query by Herod the Fantastic: When Jesus arrives with a sword will he bring a roman sword or a locally created products forged by the Canaanites?
Matthew ..10/34……”Do not assume that I have come to deliver peace on earth. I did not arrive to provide peace but a sword”.

Exactly what will Jesus do with his sword if he confronts some lunatic with a gun in Texas?

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Solution by Candide
It shoots out multi colored laser beams, nuff explained

What do you assume? Answer beneath!

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5 Thoughts to “When Jesus arrives with a sword will he carry a roman sword or a locally built product forged by the Canaanites?”

  1. j_decoursey

    I don’t think he means this literally.

    But, I think he’ll have a lightsaber.

  2. Light and Truth

    That was when he walked the earth, and symbolic, something people do not seem to understand now.

  3. chase

    a sword made in China or India

  4. inigo

    jesus wields Excalibur, and he can do cool hong-kong-action-film moves with it where he spins it all around and bullets bounce off of it and back at the people who shot them. don’t worry – jesus can take care of himself.

  5. angel

    The sword is the Word. God spoke the worlds into existence. I hardly think a lunatic with a gun in Texas would be much of a threat.

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